Let’s put, you shoot a film. You have money, a decent script, all necessary technics and some time. You feel, that all turns out, and at all do not represent, as it can be spoiled. Only do not panic, there are checked up methods.
Step 1
Entice into the film a greater star, having promised it, that it can make changes to the script. You do not imagine, on what masters are capable to make the heroes “more alive”. Jack Nicholson, for example, for certain will think up a stage with sex toys and cocaine. And Nikita Mikhalkov will tell something about « former Russian officers », even if your film - a remake « Last virgin of America ».
Step 2
Whan shooting, hold in mind not public, and jury of the Venetian film festival or the American film-academy. You also will not notice, how in your film there will be a stage with a ceremony of trimming in deaf Georgian village, politicalright curtsey to the seks-menshinstv pionerok and feminism, as well as the reference to “early” Orsonu Wells.
Step 3
All surprised some celebrities in raw Columbia. Anastasia Zavorotnyuk supershpionki in the way. Jet Li, who suffers from shortness of breath and never gives abusers delivery. Pregnant Schwarzenegger, in the end.
Step 4
Peremontiruy all so that the Committee on Censorship authorized to watch your movie trinadtsatiletnim (albeit accompanied by parents).
Step 5
Do not forget to place Profiled more “hidden” advertising. What’s good for Bekmambetova Vachovski brothers, and is good for all.
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